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All dried off, time to sort my hair next

All dried off, time to sort my hair next

Apparently, even though we take ages, men love to watch a gi..

Apparently, even though we take ages, men love to watch a girl getting ready for a big night out

First, a long hot soak in the bath, with as many bubbles as possible

If you were here with me, would you be rushing me to get ready quicker or enjoying watching me ?

I was on my way down to the South West of England and stoppe..

I was on my way down to the South West of England and stopped off at Breen Head to give Bandit a walk

I stumbled across the ruined old victorian fort and even though it was freezing cold I decided it was too good to miss for a naked photoshoot

I waited what seemed like an age for a quiet moment when no one else was around - or so I thought. Just as I was finishing my last shots I heard the giggles of two guys who'd clearly been spying on me through a small gap in the ruins

I shouted them to come and join in, but they scarpered after that. But not without a last look over just as I was getting dressed. I mooned them as I pulled my pants up whilst still topless. Even from a distance I could see they were bright red & far to shy to come & talk to a still half naked lady 🤣

Just been for a chilly skinny dip, can you tell ?

Just been for a chilly skinny dip, can you tell ?

A bit of nude fun for the weekend ....We're sharing a lift, ..

A bit of nude fun for the weekend ....

We're sharing a lift, you & I, both stark naked together, what's your chat up line ?

Give me your best 30 second elevator pitch xx

I'm in H&E Magazine 🤣

I'm in H&E Magazine 🤣

Trying for some arry shots xWhich is your fave ?

Trying for some arry shots x

Which is your fave ?

I love to read nakedEspecially by a window where a lucky pas..

I love to read naked

Especially by a window where a lucky passer by may catch a glimpse 😊

Sorry about the wind noiseI had a lovely early April spring ..

Sorry about the wind noise

I had a lovely early April spring skinny dip

The water was super chilly, but I soon dried off in the warm air

I had the place to myself, apart from one very lucky passing dog walker who lingered for a right eyeful 🤣

Enjoy xx

This is my secret spot on the Great Ouse river, Bedfordshire..

This is my secret spot on the Great Ouse river, Bedfordshire, England

New swim shots coming soon xx

New swim shots coming soon xx

A golden oldie from a couple of years ago, but one of my fav..

A golden oldie from a couple of years ago, but one of my favourite shots

I'd canoed totally naked to a deserted island in the centre of a lake in the south of France

In fact, thinking about it, I think I spent the whole of that day naked, from dawn to dusk

Lovely holiday memories x

Decided ALL my lovely fans deserve this one on my main feedM..

Decided ALL my lovely fans deserve this one on my main feed

Massive thanks to ALL my subscribers, new and old

I really appreciate you supporting my naked adventures and hope I bring some pleasure in return

Much love

Helen x

I was trying to do an innocent handstand in the pool - see o..

I was trying to do an innocent handstand in the pool - see optional extras message for the full story ☺️

Feeling cheeky - for the optional extra full length version ..

Feeling cheeky - for the optional extra full length version of this, keep an eye on your messages x

Trying for a more arty pose x

Trying for a more arty pose x

Having some fun mucking about in the pool and with editingTh..

Having some fun mucking about in the pool and with editing

This makes me look like I have special superpowers 🤣

Do you prefer my version or the original ?😘https://youtu.be/..

Do you prefer my version or the original ?

😘

https://youtu.be/yKNxeF4KMsY

Some stills from my full length pancake day videoPlease don'..

Some stills from my full length pancake day video

Please don't tell me off about quality - these are screenshots from video and just intended to give a flavour of the full video content

It's pancake day !!!And there's only one way to improve panc..

It's pancake day !!!

And there's only one way to improve pancake day fellas ....

NAKED pancake day yayyyy 🥰🥰 xx

(Check your messages for the optional extra full length version including, amongst other things, much more vigorous naked whisking 🤣🤣)

Sorry to be so quiet lately, but there's just nothing nudey ..

Sorry to be so quiet lately, but there's just nothing nudey going on in a cold dark UK Febuary

So here's a quick older video to warm everybody up.

Me doing a funny little Irish jig on top of a French Chateaux

Stark butt naked of course 😊

I'm sure all the old frenchmen must have got a right eyeful from down in the adjacent village square 🤣 xx

I always like to feel the fresh air on my naked body BEFORE ..

I always like to feel the fresh air on my naked body BEFORE getting dressed in the morning

I think the men down on the hotel lawn below also agreed

They all got a right eyeful 🤣🤣🤣

Time for some new year fitness after all that Christmas exce..

Time for some new year fitness after all that Christmas excess

Who's up for some naked bench press back in that glourious French summer sunshine ?

24th Dec AdventAre there no end to my talents? I'm a domesti..

24th Dec Advent

Are there no end to my talents? I'm a domestic goddess too!
2 rum soaked cakes finished on Christmas Eve, made entirely by my hands.
One with marzipan, one without.
Which slice would you choose?

23rd Dec AdventThese candy canes were left over from my tree..

23rd Dec Advent

These candy canes were left over from my tree

I can't decide where to hang them

Your crazy naked advent girl for 22nd Dec 😘 xx

Your crazy naked advent girl for 22nd Dec 😘 xx

21st Dec AdventI had to mark the winter solstice with a near..

21st Dec Advent

I had to mark the winter solstice with a near-dusk swim.
The wind was biting and blew my clothes away, so I was chasing them around the lake edge, much to a amusment of some dog walkers!
Tingley, numbing cold in the water, but a great feeling!
Perfect way to mark the swing towards lighter days and warmer nudey frolics to come!

20th Dec AdventDo you prefer Bandits Christmas outfit or min..

20th Dec Advent

Do you prefer Bandits Christmas outfit or mine ? 🤣