FREEZE! YOU BETTER DON'T MOVE, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! 😈I'M GOING TO CHECK CAREFULLY IF YOU'RE A DANGEROUS CITIZEN. OH WAIT, DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO CARRY THAT HUGE THING IN YOUR PANTS? I'M GOING TO TEST IT BY SITTING ON TOP OF IT, AND YOU CAN'T RESIST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT BEHIND BARS