bambibluehair

Somewhere between “getting undressed” and “sacrificing digni..

Somewhere between “getting undressed” and “sacrificing dignity for thirst traps” lies my true talent.

One leg in, one leg out, full eye contact with the mirror.....

One leg in, one leg out, full eye contact with the mirror... I felt like a clumsy little burlesque gremlin, and I liked it.

Got stuck halfway taking my pants off and called it performa..

Got stuck halfway taking my pants off and called it performance art 😂 If you tip me, I might make it a recurring show.

Just me, a t-shirt, no bra, and a deep desire to do nothing ..

Just me, a t-shirt, no bra, and a deep desire to do nothing safe today. Rise and grind 💗

I’ve set the bar high for the day, and now anyone who looks ..

I’ve set the bar high for the day, and now anyone who looks at me owes me $5 minimum. DMs are open if you want to get in on all the fucking insane action! 😈

Mirror me is a menace and absolutely into it. Real me is als..

Mirror me is a menace and absolutely into it. Real me is also into it: dual personalities, same kink.

Confidence level today: dangerously unhinged. I’ve started w..

Confidence level today: dangerously unhinged. I’ve started winking at myself… and it’s working.

If I’m tipping myself for that little show, imagine what you..

If I’m tipping myself for that little show, imagine what you should be tipping after this next pic. Just saying 💗

The mirror moaned. I swear. Either that or I did. Who’s to s..

The mirror moaned. I swear. Either that or I did. Who’s to say? 😏

I just flashed myself in the mirror and tipped myself $5 😆 H..

I just flashed myself in the mirror and tipped myself $5 😆 Honestly, it was the best customer service I’ve had all day.

I did one yoga pose, and my inner slut said, “Awakened.” Goo..

I did one yoga pose, and my inner slut said, “Awakened.” Good morning to the chaos.

They drove us straight into a naughty little detour, and now..

They drove us straight into a naughty little detour, and now I’m parked somewhere… very compromising. You might want to tip for the unedited scene of events! 😈

Let’s just say my “headlights” were on the whole ride, and s..

Let’s just say my “headlights” were on the whole ride, and someone honked back. DM me if you want to be my next passenger 😘

Honestly, the way people were staring, I think my boobs have..

Honestly, the way people were staring, I think my boobs have a better sense of direction than I do. Should I hand over the keys more often? 😏

My boobs said it was their turn to drive, and I agreed 😂 The..

My boobs said it was their turn to drive, and I agreed 😂 They took a sharp left turn into trouble… and now I’m stuck in a very slippery situation.

Started the morning making coffee and accidentally flashed t..

Started the morning making coffee and accidentally flashed the neighbor… again. Should I start charging?

Tried to take a cute selfie but ended up looking like I made..

Tried to take a cute selfie but ended up looking like I made out with trouble. Should I fix it… or make it worse in the DMs?

This shade is called “bad influence,” and I’m living up to t..

This shade is called “bad influence,” and I’m living up to the name. Got it on my fingers, my neck, my thighs… anywhere but my actual lips.

Wore lipstick today to make a mess of it 😘 Now there are smu..

Wore lipstick today to make a mess of it 😘 Now there are smudges in places lipstick shouldn’t be… or maybe they should be. Depends on who’s watching.

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 Want to see loads of dirty talk and nothing fanc..

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓

Want to see loads of dirty talk and nothing fancy? Quote

#PICNICSLUT in your DMs and that's what you'll get 💗

Woke up with bedhead, no pants, and a dangerous amount of co..

Woke up with bedhead, no pants, and a dangerous amount of confidence. Feeling like a walking thirst trap before coffee 😆

Not me looking at the bed like it started it 😏 Might need to..

Not me looking at the bed like it started it 😏 Might need to shoot something later and give it a real reason to creak. Who’s coming to the after-hours mattress audition?

The squeak was innocent. My imagination? Not even slightly. ..

The squeak was innocent. My imagination? Not even slightly. I might have just “accidentally” recreated the sound on purpose like… six times for research.

I shifted positions, and it made the tiniest noise… suddenly..

I shifted positions, and it made the tiniest noise… suddenly, I’m arching my back like I’m filming a scene and no one’s even here. This bed is a menace, and so am I.

My bed squeaked once, and I immediately got ideas 🥵 It was j..

My bed squeaked once, and I immediately got ideas 🥵 It was just a stretch, but my brain said, “Oh, we’re doing that now?” I might’ve tested the limits of its structural integrity since…

Sending a sexy good morning from under the covers, where I j..

Sending a sexy good morning from under the covers, where I just accidentally recreated an entire soft core scene trying to find my phone 💦

If my hand can do that just by existing under me, imagine wh..

If my hand can do that just by existing under me, imagine what I can do when I’m actually trying. Might need a test subject for round two… check your DMs if you’re brave 💗

The moan was instinctive, the shame was instant, and now I a..

The moan was instinctive, the shame was instant, and now I am one accidental wiggle away from a full-on crisis. Who wants to see if it was a one-time fluke or a full-blown talent?

It was supposed to be a normal morning… now I’m sitting here..

It was supposed to be a normal morning… now I’m sitting here blushing and wondering if I’ve just discovered the laziest foreplay ever. I swear my thighs have a mind of their own 😏

I just sat on my hand and moaned by accident 😭 The human bod..

I just sat on my hand and moaned by accident 😭 The human body is not meant to be this sensitive before coffee… but apparently, mine missed the memo. Should I explore this new skill further?